Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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