But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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