Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm both gender and math confused
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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