Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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