thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
tell me about the fingering
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