she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
tell your sister to shave her snatch
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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