I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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