Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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