I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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