god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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