i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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