I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
well you can't waste a boner
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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