That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
