so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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