Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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