you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I am mentally ready for anal.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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