Me too!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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