I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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