if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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