i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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