It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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