I need help removing her.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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