margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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