To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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