i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
