lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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