i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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