talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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