and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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