They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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