You made me cry and you don't even care
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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