You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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