Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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