Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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