dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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