I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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