Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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