Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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