im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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