We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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