He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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