Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she smelled like a LAN party
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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