Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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