i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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