So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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