Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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