I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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