im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize