who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The air taste purple.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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