hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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