dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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