D3 body, D1 cock
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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