Where is the hickey?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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