this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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