Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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